Monday, November 25, 2013

99 cents until Thanksgiving Day!

Hip, hip hooray!!

In celebration of the many things I'm grateful for (one of them being loyal readers) Baby & Bump and Apples & Oranges (books 1 and 2 in the This & That Series) are marked down to just 99 cents from now until Thanksgiving Day!

Grab your copies now....or grab them for a friend--at 99 cents you can afford to share. Also, if you've read both Baby & Bump and Apples & Oranges already, then check out my backlist here: BROOKE'S BACKLIST...and read some of my other novels.

Thanks for all the support, my lovelies. Nothing means more to me as an author than to know that I have such loyal, supportive readers. :)

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Thanksgiving feast....not for me.

Because I'm having weight loss surgery in January!

So excited. So relieved. So ready for the rest of my life to start. I've missed out on so much time with my kids because of my weight, and the medical issues that come with being obese. So glad to be healthy again.

So no thanksgiving dinner for me. I'm getting ready for the rest of my life to start!

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Ten things I like today.......ten things I hate.

In case you're new to the Brooke Moss world...I figured I'd share my innermost secrets. First off, ten things I like (today).

1.) Mio Peach Mango drops for my water. Because I'm off pop now, and can't drink cocoa because sugar makes me sick, so here I am.....drinking *sigh* water.

2.) Kristan Higgins' latest, The Perfect Match. Super cute story. Even cuter hero. Yum.

3.) Pomegranates. Now that I know how to deseed these things, I'm eating them twice a day. Love.

4.)  My CP & CP/editor friends, Jess and Meggan. Two classy chicks who can write like hell, and handle a critique. I dig them both mucho.

5.) Elvis music. I don't know why. Probably because I'm weird, but whatever. You know who else dug Elvis music? Lexie and Fletcher. Just sayin...

6.) Pinterest. Otherwise known as the vicious time-suck black hole that I play with on my iPhone when I should be sleeping.

7.) Our new travel trailer. This bastard is big, and we're going to make family memories with it all spring and summer next year. My poor children will choke on the memories.

8.) Chandeliers. If I had my way, I would hang one in every room. I like to think of myself as fancy. But really, I'm not.

9.) My new Christmas socks. They're striped with green pom poms. Have I ever mentioned how much I love a new pair of socks? I even wrote that trait into a character, Charlotte from The Carny. You should read it sometime. Its numbers are shameful. I consider it my hidden gem.

10.) My kids. I really like them, even though they exhaust me. I wish I still had all of them (there's that nasty grief thing popping up at inopportune times) but I was thinking the other day about how deeply my devotion to my kids runs. I would literally lay down in traffic for them. I think every kid deserves that. But not all of them get it.

Ten things I hate: (Because this list is way more fun)

1.) I hate losing things. This is literally my hot button. If I can't find a shoe or a book or my keys, I go ballistic. It's a sad trait of mine.

2.) I hate struggling with my weight. Honestly, I've been overweight my entire adult life, and it sucks. I think I've found a solution, though, and I've got some pretty spectacular doctors & nurses behind me, so hopefully this will turn around soon.

2.) I hate deadbeat parents. Between my own personal struggles, watching loved ones struggle with this, and working with the foster care system, I am OVER deadbeat parents. Over it. Absolutely zero patience with this.

3.) Taxidermy. I know, I know, I'm from Washington state. This fact alone means I am surrounded by people who hunt and fish all the time. But I can't help it. If I go into a business or home with a dead animal mounted on their wall, I feel like I want to throw up. Seriously. Heebie. Freaking. Jeebies. I'm sorry.

4.) Martyrs. If you got a problem, guess what? So does everybody else. Go deal with it. If I have to put on my big girl panties, so does everyone else. Well, not my panties, per say, but their own set of big girl/big boy panties.

5.) Cats. I loathe cats. If I breath the tiniest bit of their dander, I am in agony for days. It's so bad that I actually have to carry benadryl with me wherever I go, in case of an attack. I hate these vile creatures.

6.) McDonald's. My six year old is having his 7th birthday party at McDonald's this year (his choice--we tried to talk him into Chuck E. Cheese), and I feel like I want to dry heave whenever I think about it. McDonald's food reminds me of being in my early twenties, cruising Seaside Oregon with friends, chain smoking Marlboro Menthols, then counting our pennies for a midnight run to Micky D's. Blech.

7.) The people who stole away our daughter, and lowered her quality of life. Bastards, the lot of them. I hope they all fall off a cliff. True story.

8.) Duck Dynasty. I don't get it. My kids think it's the best thing since sliced bread, and I cannot wrap my brain around it. Now they're everywhere. They're all over Target, Walmart, every white trash grocery store from here to Timbuktu...and I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why.

9.) Being seen in public with bad hair. I don't even think I need an explanation for this one. It's self explanatory. I see women who don't do anything (no color, no trim, no highlights, no style, no nothing) with their locks, and I want to punch them. Or give them a makeover. One of the two.

10.) Black Friday. Do I want to stand in line for 2 hours--or longer--in order to score an electric blanket for only 5 bucks? No. I'd rather pay five times that amount on Amazon, and have them ship it to my house for free. Bam. Boom. That just happened.

Friday, November 8, 2013

Apples & Oranges is now available on Smashwords!


So you're not a Kindle reader, and you've been waiting patiently for Apples & Oranges (book 2 of the This & That Series) to be available for other devices? Well, you're in luck. The waiting is over, as Marisol's redemptive story is now available on Smashwords.

Grab your copy today.....

APPLES & ORANGES on Smashwords now!

Monday, November 4, 2013


I found this online today, and it seemed pertinent enough to share.

*snort* So true.

Friday, November 1, 2013


I took my kids Trick-or-Treating last night, and was reminded of one major detail:

I am a halloweenie.

I was cold. My feet hurt. I worried about my kids being cold, tired, hungry, ornery, and getting lost in the madhouse that was our dream neighborhood (because we take our kids trick-or-treating in the neighborhood we someday hope to live---a detail that taught me when we live there, we are leaving the porch lights off on Halloween. Freaking madhouse.)

At one point, I was actually nearly crying because I thought I'd lost my 6 year old "caveman" in a crowd of about 15 kids clambering for full size Twix bars.

I mean, who could blame the kids for clambering....full size Twix bars. Seriously.

But still.

The good news is, I only ate three pumpkin cookies and one small butterfinger bar. I know, I know, that might seem like a lot to some, but I'm sort of a chub--and I likes me some Halloween treats. I was feeling proud of myself when I went to bed without mainlining some melted down Crunch bars.

The bad news is, I didn't sleep a wink last night, so I woke up rummy and loopy. I've been stumbling around like I'm hammered all morning. Hint: I don't drink or use drugs. No, not even pot. And yes, I'm from Washington State. So sue me.

Needless to say, I took a small nap this morning. Now it's back to writing.

BTW, I finished reading this book today:

I love Tori Spelling's books. She's so self-deprecating and honest. A breath of fresh air in Hollywood. I always want her to succeed. And if someone can make me want them to succeed, even knowing they grew up in Spelling Manor while I sit in my dumpy house...more power to them. Grab a copy of this book, and her others. It will make you laugh, I promise.