Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Irish me.

I always feel weird celebrating St. Patrick's Day. I mean, it's almost like it should be called "Celebrate Our Heritage By Dressing Like a Moron and Drinking To D*mned Much". And since I don't drink...or often wear green...I'm left in the dust by all of the other Irish partiers.

Then I get a glimpse of my pasty white, freckled skin...and I am reminded that I am, in fact, partly Irish, and that not all Irish people are lushes.

Even if they're genetically predisposed to it.

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