During a rousing game of Getting To Know You, in which everyone was taking the questions very seriously, offering answers like "Abraham Lincoln" or "God" or whatever....
This is my mother's reply to the question: If you could trade places with any one person in the world, alive or dead, for one day, who would it be and why?
"Denzel Washington's wife."
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. I love my mother. She's got a point.