*giggle* Speaking of Jesus... and I know we've all heard this one, but I still like it... God assigned Jesus & Satan to each write a paper about why they were right and the other was wrong. Both computers crashed just hours before the paper was due. Satan came up first and explained that he didn't have his paper, his computer had crashed. Jesus, on the other hand, had his paper in hand and presented it on time. Satan cried fowl; obviously Jesus's computer hadn't crashed! Jesus answered that of course his computer had crashed as well, and Satan demanded an explanation for the finished paper if that was, indeed the case. God interrupted the squabble to point out, "Jesus Saves."
Okay, that made me LOL. Awesome. Thanks for sharing! :D